May 2013
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“Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.”
– www.livelifehappy.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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“If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make...”
– Paramahansa Yogananda (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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“Kindness should be the natural way of life, not the exception.”
– Buddha (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via catharinethegreat)
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bechahns:
cons-science:
so
were the animators and writers of this episode
on crack or something
because
you would either have to be so high to write this fucking episode
or just so bored
they thought
“hey, why don’t we just break the fourth wall of animating”
because I mean
just—
this is one of my favourite episodes
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teejaypinetree:
dearloserchris:
teejaypinetree:
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via stefansalvawhore)
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roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
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April 2013
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“The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can...”
– Carl Rogers (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for...
ichstehe asked: Are you aware that you're beautiful?!
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localised:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why...
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What I thought was going to be a quick trip to Rite Aid to buy iron pills turned into me learning how to drive stick shift. Nice.
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Cuddles are never late! They are all perfect timing, thank you for the internet cuddles!! :)
A-LEXXXXX I WILL FIND YOU AND CUDDLES WILL COMMENCE.
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Fucking shit I just want cuddles IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
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mrmdprncss:
juicylouture:
what if one day
fuck you
it was all a sociology experiment
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shalrath:
hungry
hungry ^ hungry
hungry | hungry
hungry o ———-> hungry
hungry hungry
hungry hungry
hungry
good heavens look at the time
